Sometimes

Sometimes, I wish i was a dog.

If i was a Dog, I could sleep all day, have people feed me and get attention all of the time.

But, if i were a dog, then i would do things like lick myself and sometimes eat poo.

I guess I really don't want to be a dog after all.

(this is where i would put a cute pic of a dog, if i could figure out how to do that!)